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Pretzel salt must be the greatest thing ever. or This Is One Habit That's Going To Kill Me Seriously.
Ideas for Song of the Year or This Is More of a Note to Myself Than a Request For Input, But If You Feel Inclined, Go Ahead "How About You?" - Staind "Show Me How To Live" - Audioslave "Helter Skelter" - Oasis "Mess" - Ben Folds Five "Numb" - Linkin Park Cast your votes now and maybe I'll throw them away before I make my final decision!
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This Really Needs No Explanation or Don't Bother Commenting; I Already Know What You're Going To Say You are the "You suck and that's sad!" phrase!!: You know you're best at everything but feel bad for the people who just can't be as wonderful as you. Which Happy Bunny phrase are you? brought to you by Quizilla
Happy Thanksgiving (Break)! or Welcome to the Hellish Holiday Shopping Season What? You expected a post? 'Tis not the season to be greedy.
This Program is Brought to You By the Letters C, R, A, Z, and Y or This is Made Possible by Viewers Like You, so This is Your Fault I had this really great plan to scan a bunch of my pictures from my past couple trips to Shades, scan them here in the lab, and then put them in some Yahoo! Briefcase with a name and password known to everybody, but all I've done so far is take the pictures. And we all know how long that took me. I just may resurrect that plan one of these days when it's so damnably boring down here. Stay tuned. I hate bleeding-heart liberals. Passionately. (really had to get that off my chest) In an effort to give me a little more space in my room, I finally went down to my RA last night and got a spare pair of bedposts, which allows me to loft my bed and put a bunch of stuff underneath. Sounds simple, right? I know Tori at least can identify with the royal pain in the ass that is lofting a bed and then rearranging stuff afterwards. I had to ...
Wading Through Ice Water or Stupid Things I Would Not Recommend Being stupid is great. But to be properly stupid, you've gotta do a little thinking first. For example, if you want to get across a hypothetical creek to a hypothetical island and take some hypothetical pictures of a hypothetical cliff, make sure you take your camera with you . Because let me tell ya, it sucks to have to walk back through that horribly cold water (approximate temperature - 1 Kelvin) just to get your backpack. It's probably a sign that you've been laying out in the sun trying to dry out when the vultures start circling lower and lower over your head, too. Even when you think you can't possibly take another picture, it's probably a good idea just to leave one left on the roll. You never know what weirdness or coolness you might miss. Half of a picture of a sign is worthless, although I guess having a picture at all is a step up from last time. Hypothetically.
The Formulaic Ho-week as programmed in VB.NET Dim Frustration as Integer Dim Day as String Private Sub btnDayMeter_Click() Frustration = TextBox1.Text Day = TextBox2.Text If (Frustration >= 5) And (Frustration Label1.Text = "Gr." ElseIf (Frustration = 0) Then Label1.Text = "Whoa...a good day." Else : MsgBox("Hey, stupid, it's a scale of one to ten.") End If If (Day = "Monday") Or (Day = "Tuesday") Or (Day = "Wednesday") Or (Day = "Thursday") Then Label2.Text = "Life sucks a great deal." ElseIf Day = "Friday" Then Label2.Text = "Life semi-sucks." ElseIf (Day = "Saturday") Or (Day = "Sunday") Then Label2.Text = "Life is good." Else: MsgBox("You just don't get it, do you? Gotta use the Gregoria...