Words/Phrases That Made My Day(s) This Past Week
(in one way or another)

"Where's the Jello?"

"Yes."

"OMG, your Cheerios are BLEEDING?!?! What? Oh...just Spaghettios..."

"One bourbon, one scotch, one beeeeeeer."

"Your total comes to $37.10."

"Here you go, sir. Thank you!"

"WHERE'S RICHARD???"

"You're back..."

"Ya know, that razor of yours would work better with some blades in it."

"It's from Ukrainia."

Stories are available for most of them (some were just "you had to be there" things, or too complicated). Just ask if you're curious.