As Another Year Begins
or The Crickets Are Coming Through The Wall
Just for once, I wish this school would surprise me...in a positive way. Alas, I move upstairs for more space and have to trade off the semi-sound quality of my walls downstairs for ones that are allowing crickets to infest my room.
I know St. Francis was really into animals, but this is gross.
In other more interesting and less repulsive news, Sarah and I celebrate three years together today. I would advise Indy residents to avoid using 465 on the north side, since the parade will by marching down most of the eastbound lane from 465/86th to 465/Michigan early this afternoon. The parade route will be followed by none other than Willard Scott himself (who I'm beginning to think will one day be put into a giant jar of Smuckers preserves for posterity).
Plan your day accordingly. Sorry if that ended up being repulsive after all.
Now NASA is trying to steal my ideas for nanotechnology. I won't sue as long as I get to be the man with the first organs that bionanotech automatically fixes. Immortality at last!
Death to crickets.
That is all.
or The Crickets Are Coming Through The Wall
Just for once, I wish this school would surprise me...in a positive way. Alas, I move upstairs for more space and have to trade off the semi-sound quality of my walls downstairs for ones that are allowing crickets to infest my room.
I know St. Francis was really into animals, but this is gross.
In other more interesting and less repulsive news, Sarah and I celebrate three years together today. I would advise Indy residents to avoid using 465 on the north side, since the parade will by marching down most of the eastbound lane from 465/86th to 465/Michigan early this afternoon. The parade route will be followed by none other than Willard Scott himself (who I'm beginning to think will one day be put into a giant jar of Smuckers preserves for posterity).
Plan your day accordingly. Sorry if that ended up being repulsive after all.
Now NASA is trying to steal my ideas for nanotechnology. I won't sue as long as I get to be the man with the first organs that bionanotech automatically fixes. Immortality at last!
Death to crickets.
That is all.
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