Attention Rev. Kieran McHugh
or This Makes Me Appreciate My Fan Base Even More
How many of you have heard/read about this? [Thanks to /. for first bringing this to my attention.]
Are you serious, Reverend? I hope your students stage such a revolt that you think your students have been possessed, although it sounds like your already might be given to that inclination. Giving you the benefit of the doubt in regards to your intentions of saving your students from obscene advances by sexual predators, your response is still of equal but opposite obscenity. Typically, the thought of the ACLU makes me shudder, but in this scenario I would gladly bring the ACLU to your doorstep to give you a legal slap across the face.
Let me put this situation in your terms. Let's say I'm the President of the United States. One day, I decide that God isn't a safe topic anymore. Religion gets people all excited, even violent sometimes. Best to just shut down all conversation about God/Yahweh/Jesus/the whole works. Burn your Bibles! Religious telecasts - no more!
On the off chance that the allegations that you are merely attempting to end criticism of your administration are true, you haven't just crossed the line - you've obliterated it. The topic of conversation doesn't matter - speech is speech, whether the students want to talk about God or sex, drugs or hurricane relief. The truth will set you free (of your job), so I can't wait to read the follow-up stories.
For your incomparable idiocy, I hereby award you the Dumbass of the Month Award, which comes with this beautiful bronze trophy. I would have had your name engraved, but since the it's possible that the trophy could fall into the hands of a vicious, female nymphomaniac, I felt it best to keep the owner of this object a secret. You know how that is.
Directions for receiving award:
1. Come to Rm 254, St. Francis Hall, Marian College. (Oh no! Personal information!) Be sure to bring proper ID.
2. Prostrate yourself before my genius.
3. Allow me to shove the proffered finger into your ear until you get wise.
or This Makes Me Appreciate My Fan Base Even More
How many of you have heard/read about this? [Thanks to /. for first bringing this to my attention.]
Are you serious, Reverend? I hope your students stage such a revolt that you think your students have been possessed, although it sounds like your already might be given to that inclination. Giving you the benefit of the doubt in regards to your intentions of saving your students from obscene advances by sexual predators, your response is still of equal but opposite obscenity. Typically, the thought of the ACLU makes me shudder, but in this scenario I would gladly bring the ACLU to your doorstep to give you a legal slap across the face.
Let me put this situation in your terms. Let's say I'm the President of the United States. One day, I decide that God isn't a safe topic anymore. Religion gets people all excited, even violent sometimes. Best to just shut down all conversation about God/Yahweh/Jesus/the whole works. Burn your Bibles! Religious telecasts - no more!
On the off chance that the allegations that you are merely attempting to end criticism of your administration are true, you haven't just crossed the line - you've obliterated it. The topic of conversation doesn't matter - speech is speech, whether the students want to talk about God or sex, drugs or hurricane relief. The truth will set you free (of your job), so I can't wait to read the follow-up stories.
For your incomparable idiocy, I hereby award you the Dumbass of the Month Award, which comes with this beautiful bronze trophy. I would have had your name engraved, but since the it's possible that the trophy could fall into the hands of a vicious, female nymphomaniac, I felt it best to keep the owner of this object a secret. You know how that is.
Directions for receiving award:
1. Come to Rm 254, St. Francis Hall, Marian College. (Oh no! Personal information!) Be sure to bring proper ID.
2. Prostrate yourself before my genius.
3. Allow me to shove the proffered finger into your ear until you get wise.
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