This Movie Is Too Cool For You
or Ah, Nostalgia
Look, if you weren't into Transformers when you were a kid, you were either born before they were cool or you were a loser. Those toys were at least a cool as your mom was last night. And if you didn't like the Transformers movie, you're either a girl or extremely retarded. That movie owned. Period. So let's stop talking about how maybe it was a little long or how the little band of kids working for the DoD was terribly underdeveloped and focus on the fact that Optimus Prime* will kill you in your sleep if you don't stop complaining about your wasted seven bucks.
Because he will. He will.
Haven't seen it yet? No problem. It'll be in theaters for a while yet. Go watch it. If watching Transformers on a big screen doesn't encourage you to stay young, I don't know what will.
* - The flame job on this guy was sacrilegious and wrong. Discuss.
or Ah, Nostalgia
Look, if you weren't into Transformers when you were a kid, you were either born before they were cool or you were a loser. Those toys were at least a cool as your mom was last night. And if you didn't like the Transformers movie, you're either a girl or extremely retarded. That movie owned. Period. So let's stop talking about how maybe it was a little long or how the little band of kids working for the DoD was terribly underdeveloped and focus on the fact that Optimus Prime* will kill you in your sleep if you don't stop complaining about your wasted seven bucks.
Because he will. He will.
Haven't seen it yet? No problem. It'll be in theaters for a while yet. Go watch it. If watching Transformers on a big screen doesn't encourage you to stay young, I don't know what will.
* - The flame job on this guy was sacrilegious and wrong. Discuss.
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