I May Be Sexist, But I'm Also Right
or This Is Bound To Land Me In The Doghouse
This one goes out to all the guys in the world. I feel ya.
Every guy will experience this phenomenon at regular yet widely spaced intervals in his life. It's something that's bad enough when he has to experience it from only one source, but when the planets are aligned in just the right pattern, it happens.
Every woman you know has her period in the same week.
There are few things in the world that suck more than that (such as blown head gaskets, kicks in the nuts, or questions posed by women that we can't answer to name those few). You can't say a word that's right to any of them and when you turn to your male compadres, they tell you to say things that only get you deeper in the hole. Or they don't have a clue what to do. But trust me - they know what you're talking about. They've been there. They know. They sympathize. My solution?
SHUT UP. Seriously.
Stop the bitching. Stop the moaning. Stop the whining. You think you're tired? You wonder why? Stop wasting energy on voicing your complaints to the men of this earth as if it is his fault your bowels are disintegrating and you're pissing blood, or to every one of your female friends like they care. You want equal rights with men? Then shut up and take the pain like a man. Damn.
What's worse, when a woman finally cleans herself up and gets back to her normal, irritating self, she treats every stupid thing she's said like it wasn't wrong or dumb! If she got worked up over something stupid, 9 times out of 10 she will never admit it afterwards. She'll stand by it no matter how ridiculous it looks.
Raugh.
or This Is Bound To Land Me In The Doghouse
This one goes out to all the guys in the world. I feel ya.
Every guy will experience this phenomenon at regular yet widely spaced intervals in his life. It's something that's bad enough when he has to experience it from only one source, but when the planets are aligned in just the right pattern, it happens.
Every woman you know has her period in the same week.
There are few things in the world that suck more than that (such as blown head gaskets, kicks in the nuts, or questions posed by women that we can't answer to name those few). You can't say a word that's right to any of them and when you turn to your male compadres, they tell you to say things that only get you deeper in the hole. Or they don't have a clue what to do. But trust me - they know what you're talking about. They've been there. They know. They sympathize. My solution?
SHUT UP. Seriously.
Stop the bitching. Stop the moaning. Stop the whining. You think you're tired? You wonder why? Stop wasting energy on voicing your complaints to the men of this earth as if it is his fault your bowels are disintegrating and you're pissing blood, or to every one of your female friends like they care. You want equal rights with men? Then shut up and take the pain like a man. Damn.
What's worse, when a woman finally cleans herself up and gets back to her normal, irritating self, she treats every stupid thing she's said like it wasn't wrong or dumb! If she got worked up over something stupid, 9 times out of 10 she will never admit it afterwards. She'll stand by it no matter how ridiculous it looks.
Raugh.
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