Musing

What Will Happen To YOU When I Take Over The World? or Are You Too Stupid to Procreate? Don't take this if you can't handle the truth. 1.) Let's start with something you've already had a few seconds to think about. Do you really think that you are too stupid to procreate? A. No, the world is better for having my living genes in the pool. B. DON'T TAKE AWAY MY NOOKIE!! C. I'm still looking up "procreate." How do you spell that again? 2.) dO u TyPe LiKe DiS aLl Da TyMe?!? lOlZ!! A. Just seeing that makes me want to shoot you. B. I thought "tyme" had an 'i' in it... C. lOlZ!! 3.) When you graduate, which field of work would suit you best? A. Smashing subatomic particles with the new JoshBuilt (TM) Particle Accelerators B. Smashing potatoes to feed to my family C. Smashing beer cans with my forehead 4.) If you could choose a new national anthem, what would it be? A. "Columbia" ~ Oasis B....

Insomniac's Digest or A Voice Spoke From Out of the Cave Assorted tidbits of news from the sharpest mathematician to ever cut the cheese: ~ The ESA has officially warned Marian College for the number of students who are illegally downloading music, video, and gaming files on our network, prompting the Director of Technology to issue an official memorandum the minute he got off the phone asking everyone to remove all downloading software. Apparently, the Tech Department got several phone calls from students who wanted to know how to get the software off of their computers. Um, excuse me, but what kind of dumb shit are you if you put things on your computer which you don't know how to remove? Idiots. Notice, however, that I only said "several phone calls." We still believe that most people didn't remove their apps, which will mean some nice new IP tracking software will be in the budget very soon. ~ While a minor in Sociology was rumored to be in th...