Insomniac's Digest
or A Voice Spoke From Out of the Cave
Assorted tidbits of news from the sharpest mathematician to ever cut the cheese:
~ The ESA has officially warned Marian College for the number of students who are illegally downloading music, video, and gaming files on our network, prompting the Director of Technology to issue an official memorandum the minute he got off the phone asking everyone to remove all downloading software. Apparently, the Tech Department got several phone calls from students who wanted to know how to get the software off of their computers. Um, excuse me, but what kind of dumb shit are you if you put things on your computer which you don't know how to remove? Idiots. Notice, however, that I only said "several phone calls." We still believe that most people didn't remove their apps, which will mean some nice new IP tracking software will be in the budget very soon.
~ While a minor in Sociology was rumored to be in the realm of the possible for me in the past couple weeks, I don't think it's going to happen. That would involve taking nothing but Math and Soc classes both semesters next year, and that just wouldn't be very well-rounded. Plus I have Chem and a couple Philosophy classes I still want to take. So I'm afraid I'll only be graduating with a single degree.
~ That "single degree" is still going to involve some of the craziest math you've ever seen in your life. Maybe you haven't even seen it at all. Ever heard of the Riemann Hypothesis? Now you have. Know how much that son of a bitch is worth? $1,000,000. Don't believe me? I don't blame you. Looks like a good candidate for future research to me.
~ Hinduism fucking rules. Don't know what else to say about that one.
~ According to the Los Angeles Times, Medicare will now be covering Viagra and other sexual performance drugs for old people! YES! After all, we've got such a huge surplus. Let's just be kind and give it to old people who can't get up out of their seats so they can get it up in bed! Brilliant! I can't wait to be old and look at the young people around me and say "Thanks to all of you, I had a boner last night."
~ This is what I get for being careless in my research of the above article. Warning: that link is not for the faint of heart. My apologies. Owwie.
~ Our Computer Services Department has the collective brain capacity of a slug. We have not received new VDFs since the end of last year, but this is apparently "normal." Even though we received nearly daily updates up until we left at the end of the first semester. Idiots. I'm going to have someone's ass on a platter if this computer gets messed up. Grr. Marian students, beware. In fact, I would even recommend reinstalling any other virus software you may already own and disabling all of Vexira. I'm still working to knock some sense into the CS Dept., but I will keep you all updated here as such updates become available.
or A Voice Spoke From Out of the Cave
Assorted tidbits of news from the sharpest mathematician to ever cut the cheese:
~ The ESA has officially warned Marian College for the number of students who are illegally downloading music, video, and gaming files on our network, prompting the Director of Technology to issue an official memorandum the minute he got off the phone asking everyone to remove all downloading software. Apparently, the Tech Department got several phone calls from students who wanted to know how to get the software off of their computers. Um, excuse me, but what kind of dumb shit are you if you put things on your computer which you don't know how to remove? Idiots. Notice, however, that I only said "several phone calls." We still believe that most people didn't remove their apps, which will mean some nice new IP tracking software will be in the budget very soon.
~ While a minor in Sociology was rumored to be in the realm of the possible for me in the past couple weeks, I don't think it's going to happen. That would involve taking nothing but Math and Soc classes both semesters next year, and that just wouldn't be very well-rounded. Plus I have Chem and a couple Philosophy classes I still want to take. So I'm afraid I'll only be graduating with a single degree.
~ That "single degree" is still going to involve some of the craziest math you've ever seen in your life. Maybe you haven't even seen it at all. Ever heard of the Riemann Hypothesis? Now you have. Know how much that son of a bitch is worth? $1,000,000. Don't believe me? I don't blame you. Looks like a good candidate for future research to me.
~ Hinduism fucking rules. Don't know what else to say about that one.
~ According to the Los Angeles Times, Medicare will now be covering Viagra and other sexual performance drugs for old people! YES! After all, we've got such a huge surplus. Let's just be kind and give it to old people who can't get up out of their seats so they can get it up in bed! Brilliant! I can't wait to be old and look at the young people around me and say "Thanks to all of you, I had a boner last night."
~ This is what I get for being careless in my research of the above article. Warning: that link is not for the faint of heart. My apologies. Owwie.
~ Our Computer Services Department has the collective brain capacity of a slug. We have not received new VDFs since the end of last year, but this is apparently "normal." Even though we received nearly daily updates up until we left at the end of the first semester. Idiots. I'm going to have someone's ass on a platter if this computer gets messed up. Grr. Marian students, beware. In fact, I would even recommend reinstalling any other virus software you may already own and disabling all of Vexira. I'm still working to knock some sense into the CS Dept., but I will keep you all updated here as such updates become available.
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