Top Ten Things To Do While Viewing "Episode III"
or Attention Hardcore Fans - This Is A Joke
WARNING - Spoilers below. And I'm not responsible for any incorrect spellings of "words" that only exist in the mind of Lucas.
10. The minute the first words appear on the screen, stand up and walk to the back of the theater, shouting "Damn it, I've seen this one already!"
9. Loudly whisper to the people around you "Isn't that Manhattan?" every time we see a panoramic shot of Corizant.
8. Start singing "Love Stinks" when Anakin chokes Padme.
7. Start singing "Highway to Hell" when Anakin and Obi Wan are floating down the river of lava.
6. Weep softly as Mace Windu and Senator Palpatine are locked in combat and wail in a deep voice "I'm melllllllting, melllllllllting...".
5. Mutter to those around you about how the Orcs have really let themselves go when we get our first shots of the Wookie's home planet.
4. Wonder aloud about all of the sexually connotated light saber jokes that have been made over the years and see if you can invent new ones. (ie, "Guess Dooku couldn't handle two at once. Pansy.")
3. Smear whipped cream on your lips, lie down in the aisle, and writhe around like you have no legs, screaming "I HATE YOUUUU!" to everyone that passes you on the way out.
2. When Anakin walks into the Younglings' training room with his light saber, shout "Run kids, it's Michael Jackson!"
1. Complain that we've gone through three new installments and still haven't seen a sign of Mr. Spock.
or Attention Hardcore Fans - This Is A Joke
WARNING - Spoilers below. And I'm not responsible for any incorrect spellings of "words" that only exist in the mind of Lucas.
10. The minute the first words appear on the screen, stand up and walk to the back of the theater, shouting "Damn it, I've seen this one already!"
9. Loudly whisper to the people around you "Isn't that Manhattan?" every time we see a panoramic shot of Corizant.
8. Start singing "Love Stinks" when Anakin chokes Padme.
7. Start singing "Highway to Hell" when Anakin and Obi Wan are floating down the river of lava.
6. Weep softly as Mace Windu and Senator Palpatine are locked in combat and wail in a deep voice "I'm melllllllting, melllllllllting...".
5. Mutter to those around you about how the Orcs have really let themselves go when we get our first shots of the Wookie's home planet.
4. Wonder aloud about all of the sexually connotated light saber jokes that have been made over the years and see if you can invent new ones. (ie, "Guess Dooku couldn't handle two at once. Pansy.")
3. Smear whipped cream on your lips, lie down in the aisle, and writhe around like you have no legs, screaming "I HATE YOUUUU!" to everyone that passes you on the way out.
2. When Anakin walks into the Younglings' training room with his light saber, shout "Run kids, it's Michael Jackson!"
1. Complain that we've gone through three new installments and still haven't seen a sign of Mr. Spock.
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