I noticed something at work that I feel I need to share with my fellow men. The magazine Cosmo has an article in it entitled "35 Ways to Turn a Man into a Mushball." I found that quite...fear inspiring. Where do they GET this stuff?? I'm tempted to buy one of the damn things just to see what it says...but that would just be weird. So be warned guys: if you suddenly feel yourself getting "mushy", then someone's been using this mag against you. I'll try to work on some countermeasures, but right now, I'm too busy being mushified by someone eating Oreos.