*sigh* Getting kicked off as you're proofreading your new comments sucks...
Fat ladies should not shop in my store (Tori, you can skip this whole paragraph, I'm sure you've heard enough of this story...). Some woman came in a yelled at me when I tried to take her groceries out, then yelled at me again for telling her that she's not supposed to take the carts outside of the building. I went in the back room and was verbally profane enough to make my grandpa blush. Not the way to start the day.
It got better, though. Much better. The beach at night is a wonderful thing. After most everyone else leaves, anyways. A tip to anyone who plans on wrestling on the beach: don't do it on the concrete walkway to the lighthouse. The sand might get in your eyes on the beach, but it's better than scraping up you AND your date.
I've got a couple questions here, maybe someone can help me out. Hopefully, most you watched Looney Toons when you were little (or still do now, hell, I don't care). Remember how Wile E. Coyote used to (or still does for some of you) ride rockets and fireworks after Roadrunner? The rocket is carrying him, right? Now - the online Merriam Webster dictionary defines a "vehicle" as "a means of carrying or transporting something" (def. 4). So wouldn't a rocket/firework count as a vehicle? And if it was yellow, then I can hit someone if I see it, right?
How many seconds of tickling count as one hit? I figured five, since it's a nice, easy number. But when that question came up last night, the ticklish party in question said that it should be closer to a nanosecond.
If you'll all now excuse me, I'm going to ride my yellow/brown (tan) rocket into town, hoping to hit a certain fat lady and shopping for cheesecake stuff.
Fat ladies should not shop in my store (Tori, you can skip this whole paragraph, I'm sure you've heard enough of this story...). Some woman came in a yelled at me when I tried to take her groceries out, then yelled at me again for telling her that she's not supposed to take the carts outside of the building. I went in the back room and was verbally profane enough to make my grandpa blush. Not the way to start the day.
It got better, though. Much better. The beach at night is a wonderful thing. After most everyone else leaves, anyways. A tip to anyone who plans on wrestling on the beach: don't do it on the concrete walkway to the lighthouse. The sand might get in your eyes on the beach, but it's better than scraping up you AND your date.
I've got a couple questions here, maybe someone can help me out. Hopefully, most you watched Looney Toons when you were little (or still do now, hell, I don't care). Remember how Wile E. Coyote used to (or still does for some of you) ride rockets and fireworks after Roadrunner? The rocket is carrying him, right? Now - the online Merriam Webster dictionary defines a "vehicle" as "a means of carrying or transporting something" (def. 4). So wouldn't a rocket/firework count as a vehicle? And if it was yellow, then I can hit someone if I see it, right?
How many seconds of tickling count as one hit? I figured five, since it's a nice, easy number. But when that question came up last night, the ticklish party in question said that it should be closer to a nanosecond.
If you'll all now excuse me, I'm going to ride my yellow/brown (tan) rocket into town, hoping to hit a certain fat lady and shopping for cheesecake stuff.
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