A few things:

~ Just because I'm a math major and this has been irking me, I would like to correct an earlier equation that I derived:

x loads of laundry = 45x + 26 (minutes).

~ Would everyone who saw nothing wrong with Sarah's Mistletoe dress please stand up? Well...and comment that you agree with me (that there was nothing wrong with it).

~ Is it just me, or is it harder to hear when you don't have glasses or contacts on/in?

~ How big a dork would you think someone is if finding out that the copy of War and Peace that they bought is abridged totally ruined their afternoon? Totally hypothetical question of course.