"This is one is my personal favorite experiences happened this past week. Have you ever pulled on to the highway and left your blinker on cause the genius who designed your car didn't think that you would be making a turn not as sharp as a Formula 1 hair pen? Well I did and I am just driving along at the maximum speed my little Ford Ranger (The Danger Ranger for those of you who know it well) will let me go, so roughly 50 mph, with the glorious sounds of Led Zeppelin playing at the high possible volume, when I look next to me and there is a man in a truck that shows how much he needs to compensate for "other things" in his life, is matching my speed and, worst of all, is making eye contact with me! So I look over and give him the standard, "What in the hell are you looking at?" shrug, when he pulls out a laminated card from his middle console that has the words "TURN SIGNAL!" printed on it in huge block letters. Let me repeat that...A LAMINATED CARD! I am so amazed at what is happening that I could care less about my turn signal, I do some quick thinking, give him the "Wait just a minute please," index finger, act like I am looking threw my middle console (the silly bastard didn't even know I didn't have one) and turn and flip him off. The look on his face alone was well worth the danger I put the other and myself on 465 in." ~Ry Lickliter, Editor in Chief of The Knight Times
It's funny, if you can get past alllllllllll of those errors. Guess who's writing a letter to the editor? :-P
It's funny, if you can get past alllllllllll of those errors. Guess who's writing a letter to the editor? :-P
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