Top Ten Signs that the Apocolypse is Near
or "You know we're getting old when..."

10. Ho kicks Tori's ass off of the Twister board.
9. Heaton decides that his computer is fine just the way it is.
8. Jennifer is seen driving to...well...driving.
7. "Blackberry Picking" suddenly gains the other dimension that it already supposedly has.
6. McRoe passes up a chance for any form of alcoholic beverage, even rubbing alcohol on the rocks.
5. Ho kicks Tori's ass.
4. Venting Inc. gives birth to it's first dependent blog - Sons and Daughters of Venters, Inc.
3. Phil the Thrill, Igor, or Scurf drive their last mile. (uh oh)
2. Spurling becomes the head cheese of the ACLU.

And the number one sign the the apocolypse is near is...

The world in general develops an appreciation for the Fuzz. :-P